LOOK AT MY PHONE
Photo by Sabrina Manuel. houdinisaysbelieve.
Taken outside Velvet Lounge, Santa Ana, Ca.
Fake Pockets: A How To
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
my dinosAur boobs are tired of the bullshit. in other news, whiskey.
I get to see this awesome face next week.
Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….
YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.
Bend it like a Brazilian rioter.
I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.
What a fucking kick.
THE SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED.
And it’s simply delicious.
Didn’t the Wonder Woman porn parody have a way better costume too?
I don’t think you understand…….
WHAT. Well there goes all of my money…
I WANT THESE!!!!!!!
Sorry for being dumb but what the things at the bottom? Plates?
Either way, I like the design for the Mad Tea Party
i have bras more supportive than you
i’m sorry but this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen and it’s not even supposed to be cute
doctor who meme: seven outfits [7/7]
→ Doctor’s outfits
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep